When I was young and innocent, some friends and I, armed with money in our pockets, headed off to Soho in central London. If you've never been to London you may not know of Soho's seedy reputation: let's just say that as we walked down its littered sidestreets, past the dark Gothic pubs, past the shops that peddled adult movies and bondage gear, we tittered at the hand-written signs that said "Blonde busty model within". Finally we came across a club with a lurid, red fluorescent sign: GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! LIVE! LIVE!! LIVE!!! and we knew we had to go in.
Half an hour later, we were thrown out - penniless - realising that the place was a barely-legal tourist trap where menacing Russian men threaten you into buying expensive drinks as they endlessly promised that the dancing girls were just about to show up.
So I guess it's no surprise that I woke up this morning with a leaden sense of foreboding: today was the day my first Apex application was going LIVE! LIVE!! LIVE!!!
And it went perfectly smoothly. We installed the Oracle Apex runtime environment without a hitch (although I did find out that if you run the install script - apxrtins.sql - passing in the images virtual directory as /I/ but have a lowercase /i/ in your dads.conf not all the images will show in your app).
And that's about it - nothing to report. Come Monday the users get their grubby mitts on it and come January they begin to use it in earnest. Meanwhile, I move on to my next Apex project. Can't wait.